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I would like to memorize a pun. They are both English and Japanese. I would like to become a human being who can speak about many puns. I would like to become like Mr. Dave Spector.

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DOUBLE PARKED FROGQ: What do you call an illegally parked frog?A: Toad.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... COUCHYo' Mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

BLONDE JOB APPLICATIONOn an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?'' ''Lots.''quote Funny Jokes | Blonde Job Application Joke | Comedy Central

HURT BEE BACKQ: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off his honey.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

KANGAROO SLEEPOVERSA kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

YOGA INSTRUCTOR BOOTY CALL... FREEFree yourself from your mind... as well as your pants.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

MUSICIANS AND LIGHTBULBSQ: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, two, one, two, three, four!quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

PLUMBER BOOTY CALL... CAULKI'd sure like to caulk that tub.quote Funny Jokes | Plumber Booty Call... Caulk Joke | Comedy Central

TERMITE FUN. YEP, TERMITE FUN.What did the termite say when he walked into the bar? Where is the bar tender?quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

TEACHERS AND LIGHT BULBSQ: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make a dim one brighter!Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

DOGGONE ITWhat did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

WITH GOOD CLAUSWhy does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

CHILLING WITH THE ESKIMOWhat do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? Polaroids!quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

MICROSOFT DARKNESSHow many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TMquote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

ESKIMOS AND TUPPERWAREQ: What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?A: They both like a tight seal.quote http://www.jokes.com/funny-dirty-jokes/7gkd0j/eskimos-and-tupperware

YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... HOW TO READYo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... FAMILY TREEYo' Mama is so fat, she broke the family tree.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

CONFUSED BOYQ: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?A: His daddy was really a mummy.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

MAJOR CRACKAGEQ: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport? A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

YO' MAMA IS SO UGLY... BLIND KIDSYo' Mama is so ugly, she make blind kids cry.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

YO' MAMA IS SO DUMB... ROAD SIGNYo' Mama is so dumb, she left her car at a stop sign because it never changed to "go."quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

BRAINFARTHow do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.quote Funny Jokes | Brain Fart Joke | Comedy Central

ASTROLOGER BOOTY CALL... PLANETMy third planet is misaligned. Can you adjust it for me?quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

DONKEYS AT CHRISTMASWhat do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

CAVEMAN BOOTY CALL... HOTYou're the hottest thing since fire. I know it's not saying much because we discovered it yesterday, but still.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

WHAT CAME FIRST...Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

YOU'RE SO UGLY... MISTLETOEYou''re so ugly, at Christmas, we hang you up and kiss the mistletoe.quote Funny Jokes | You're So Ugly... Mistletoe Joke | Comedy Central