BRITNEY AND CHRISTINA WORK TOGETHERBritney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can. Britney asked Christina, "Wh…

YO' MAMA IS SO STUPID... MEOW MIXYo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

CHRISTINA AGUILERA DOES DRIVERS' EDWhy was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license? She had an 'F' in sex.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

CUBIST POOWho is the famous artist with brown fingers? Pic-ass-o.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

POKEMON FOR ADULTSQ: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?A: Pikascrew.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

ELVIS PRESLEY KNOCK KNOCK JOKEKnock knock? Who's there? Wurlitzer. Wurlitzer who? Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

BROUGHT RELIGION INTO MY LIFE Man: You've brought religion into my life.Woman: Really? How?Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.quote Funny Jokes | Bringing in Religion Joke | Comedy Central

BARBIE AND PARISQ: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

BACKSTREET BOYS Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing? A: The male organ.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

SUPERMAN AND BATMANSuperman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp." The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

FACE 2 FACE"Hey, how's your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it's killing me!"quoteFunny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

YO' MAMA IS LIKE... BLIMPYo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

MAN OF THE HOUSEWhat is a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.quote Funny Jokes | Man of the House Joke | Comedy Central

PRIVATE BABYWhich branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

HYPERTEXT IS FUNNY!Why do they call it hyper text? Too much JAVA.Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

GEEK BOOTY CALL... DROIDAre you the droid I'm looking for?quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

WALKS INTO A BAR... CHEESE SANDWICHA man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman. "I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here.…

PRESIDENT HILLARYQ: Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide to run for office? A: She'd already been president for 8 years.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

PORCUPINESQ: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

OCTOPUS LOVEQ: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

GOT NUTS?A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.The guy says, "No, ma'am."She says, "Well, do you have any dates?"And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"quote …

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'quote Funny Jokes | A Grasshopper Walks Into a Bar... Joke | Comedy Cen…

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul.quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...quote Funny Jokes | Comedy Central Jokes

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Q: Did you hear about those two antennas that got married? A: THe wedding was terrible, but the reception was great. quote The Funniest Jokes on Earth

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Q: What do the letters DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association The Funniest Jokes on Earth

Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot! The Funniest Jokes on Earth

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