One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption Before Marriage = Drink whenever you are SAD Affter Marriage = Drink whenever You are HAPPYquote 10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR

A foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are CLOSEDquote 10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR

3 Easy ways to die: Take a Cigar daily = You will die 10 years early. Drink Whiskey daily = You will die 30 years early. Love Someone Truly = You will die daily.quote 10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR

Why was the ocean embarrassed? ‘Cause all the fish could see it’s bottom!quote BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER. Vol. 2

THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKEQuasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo. "That's eas…

American short jokes: Perfect breasts A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $10…

American And Iraqi Soldiers A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road. A short distance up the road, they fou…

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.Again, thinking fast again she says…

There is an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American sitting in a bar talking and the Italian is bragging that last night he made love to his wife 3 times and this morning his wife made him breakfast in bed and told him how amazing he was the…

My computer was not working properly.So I sent it to re-boot camp!quotehttp://www.publicradio.org/applications/formbuilder/projects/joke_machine/joke_page.php?joke_cat=Geek

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.I thought, "He's pushing his luck." quote sickipedia.org - What It mean this?

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, “We have a lot of bear in G…

Americans are so dumbassed, that when theres a fire, they throw nerdy kid in it so it burns faster.quote Dumbass American Jokes

A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names. The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he see…

TURNED OUT THE LIGHT:Two Deaf men are signing to each other. The first man asks, "What did your wife say when you got home late last night? The second man replies, "She swore a blue streak" And the first man asks, "What did you do then?" A…

Why do americans fail in the banana selling buisness? Because everytime they see a bent banana they would throw it away.quote Funny.com

What do you call someone who speaks three languages? "Multilingual".What do you call someone who speaks two languages? "Bilingual".What do you call someone who speaks one language? "An American".

The balding middle-aged man asked his barber, "Why charge me the full price for cutting my hair -- there's so little of it.""Well, "said the barber, "actually I make little charge for cutting it. What you're paying for is my searching for …

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