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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little BOOGIE in it! The Funniest Jokes on Earth
When you were a kid there was nothing more satisfying as when you made the honking signal to the truck driver and he honked back.quote http://famoushumor.com/
You can tell a lot about a person based on their favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.quote http://famoushumor.com/
"You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."quote http://www.jokes.com/funny-insults/i250y5/almost-famous
With weather like that, you'd be certain to have more than a mere 27 days of vacation time if you worked for a construction firm in the states... Lemme see how long it takes for someone to pick up on that...quote 10 Funny Short Jokes about…
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks one language? American.quote 10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
A Murracan chick traveling here in Finland, asked me: "It's the 4th of July tomorrow. How do you guys celebrate it here?"10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
An American takes a sightseeing tour around London. While watching around he smiles and tells the guide: "Listen pal, why is everything so small here? Look at this building for example. In America it would be 10 times as big..." "I complet…
A normal American guy bought the fastest and newest car ever created. He entered the car and turned on the radio; He heard: "This Is London!" The man said: DAMN this thing is FAST!10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
In order for this to work, you have to reveal your country. I see what you're going to do there. You're going to call names at him and pretend nothing is wrong. Right?10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
Q- How many Americans does it take to pave a driveway? A- Depends how thinly you slice them.10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
If I was in charge, I would not have the Olympics in our country anymore. Don't let the whole world come here and see our stuff. It just pisses them off. quote 10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
Q: What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.quote 10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
Q: Why people come to America? A: People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.quote 10 Funny Short Jokes about America USA
“I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” quote 100 Best jokes in the world | British GQ
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof…
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, …
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man sa…
Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions." Texan: "OK - where are you from, jackass?" quote Funny2 - Funniest Joke in the World
A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows do…
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." quote Fun…
Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that." quoteFunny2 - Funniest Joke in the World
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What c…
Why Indian Government do not allow a man to marry 2 Woman. Because per Constitution You can not be Punished twice for the same mistake.
When Your life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness, Even after you pray, if U r still in Darkness please PAY ELECTRICITY BILLquote10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR
Question: When do You CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAK Answer : On their Marriage.quote 10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR
If you do NOt have a girlfriend - You are missing SOME thing in Your life. If You have a girlfriend You are missing eveything in your life.quote 10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR
Lets us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an Elephant coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should Kill him. Ant 2 says: NO, let us break his leg alone. Ant 3 says: NO, we will just throw him away from ou…
Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.quote 10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR
Three FASTEST means of Communication. a. Telephone. b. Television c. Tell to woman10 Worlds Famous Jokes - CiteHR